deducecanoe:

knownorwegian:

In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.

there we go. problem solved. we now speak norwegian.

tags → #let's do it

dicklover3000:

*gets mad when people ignore me*
*ignores everyone*

bitterassfandom:

bitterassfandom:

If you don’t follow me on snapchat you’re missing out

the tragic finale

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its-jack-the-human:

preteen:

how do i install a new attractive and cute face

You can’t install software already on the device

miikbun:

if you still like your crush after they get their hair cut that is how you know you’re fucked

eleanorlouise71:

OH MY GOSH I LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS

tags → #family #cute

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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tyleroakley:

katxrenee:

So today we decorated gingerbread men and my friend decided to face swap them.

NO.

tyleroakley:

katxrenee:

So today we decorated gingerbread men and my friend decided to face swap them.

NO.

halfcraft:

Has anybody else noticed that Benedict Cumberbatch reminding everyone that he did the motion capture is starting to sound like Martin Crieff reminding everyone he’s the captain? 

tags → #cute
epic-humor:

Walking in on the wrong class

epic-humor:

Walking in on the wrong class